Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
"'A year ago, Google offered to scan every book on the planet for its Google Print project. Now, they are promising to burn the rest,' John Battelle wrote in his widely read 'Searchblog.' 'Thanks to Google Purge, you'll never have to worry that your search has missed some obscure book, because that book will no longer exist. And the same goes for movies, art, and music.' "